Tyson's Blog

Hello blog  readers. It is the last week of the school year but my blog will be continued so prepare for summer vacation.But for now lets talk this week this week. We created some odd looking creatures on spore 2d. If you want to try to create a creature be my guest here’s the link.http://www.spore2d.com/.  go crazy over that.We watched a movie about Pompeii hers a  preview. There lived this huge city called Pompeii.It had beautiful streets and beautiful buildings. But the worlds worst disaster is the explosion of Mt.Vesuvius. When this huge Volcano smoke raised but then pumice began to fall and pour on the streets of Pompeii but then the cloud fell in a single motion rapidly destroying land,humans and animals the cloud that rush through the streets was full of gas and such it instantly left you with out breath.And over a thousands did not survive.Those poor people. Also we watched the tooth fairy. Hilarious I rate it 2 thumbs up. Also this week we played endless ocean. Its a wii game where you are diver and you can go around checking out animals,riding whales,hanging with tiger sting rays, and coming face to face with a deadly tiger shark.And trust me all the listed item above we all did.well that was this week lets do a review of the year.

Dec.I arrived at this school.The christmas concert we had so much fun rehearsing and practicing.

Jan.We had the sleepover! oh boy Olympics, geo-caching, VC’s, People poking me while I try to sleep I even threaten to bite there finger off.Mr.Van Dyk arrived.

Feb.Skating and curling also not good at curling at all.

Mar.Skiing oh that was fun till’ the last run of the day I nearly killed my self.Dinosaurs of water house hawkins. Also starting chemistry with mantoes and pop.

Apr.Mr.Van Dyk left  :’( .Kids Marathon almost killed me to.

May.Kids Marathon ends YAY!

June My B-day.Are field trip to beauvais lake almost killed myself by falling down pineys point.Swimming that was a load of fun.Track & field.

Ok well before I go i have some news I’m moving, But I’m still going to do my blog. Ms.D is moving to Scotland.

So prepare for summer world. As I Tyson blow your mind.Cya folksand don’t forget the sun block.

Hello kids im going to teach you how to be internet smart here are five tips on how to be smart online

1.Cyberbulling-is not cool the people you talk to online are usally real people so be polite.Remeber if you wouldn’t say it in person don’t say it

2.-online safety- so never give your adress,phone number or any personal details about you.Because people aren’t always are who they say they are.

3.Fact or opinion- when getting info off the web becarefull off your sorce if it doesn’t sound right don’t use it because sight’s like wiki anybody can post anything.

4.spam-becarefull who you give your e-mail adress to because everybody hates junk mail.

5.Media awareness-sometimes people do a tv show thats more like a Tv show and are just trying to sell you stuff.

But remeber get off the computer and get out and chill with your peeps.

Arrrrr me mates lets go looking for booty.But for now sit back and enjoy the blog or I’ll make you swab the poop-deck. This week we had a bounty of fun i think you will enjoy this pirate themed blog post. This week there was a skype AKA VC with Hamilton.It was rather short.In math we measured perimeter  I would tell you more about but you come here to read interesting things.Oh yeah your probably wondering why the heck is this post pirate themed? Why is the title “my grade five teacher is a pirate.” Well I’ll tell you. Ms.D had a eye infection. so she had to wear a eye patch so she could see things normally so now you know. In social where making a music video called Canadian Please. Well here it is the song.

The reason I didn’t post last week because I had a track meet so yeah sorry  ’bout that. we had swimming on Wednesday it was raining here so you can see that it was really cold that day.In science we are studying wetlands and there are many strange and non strange lil’ creatures in this unit like this guy

Isn’t this guy atractive he actully is a dragonfly larva.Now its time to talk about something serious…England is going to win the world cup no doubt.

FREEZE DIRT BAG! YOU HAVE NOT READ MY BLOG YET PUNK! Hey guys and gals it’s your little me now we had a interesting week we have a Professor Layton news flash, a final visit from are 1 year old friend blakelee, upcoming field trip,some track and field,Lego robotics, a autism presentation, math test, and a large cake mess on our floor. So sit back and relax.

Well to kick things off it’s my B-day. Now I told you about professor Layton right well I feel like I should fill you in on where I am. After a loud noise startles Claudia, lady Dalia’s cat and she runs off so you search the village for the cat.Once you find her you return back to Reinhold manor. To find Simon,one of the characters in our game. Was murdered now a nosey detective is accusing us of the murder because we where not in the room at the time.So that’s a sum of Professor Layton and the curious village.Also baby Blakelee made her final visit but we got cake. Hot dog. Mine fell on the floor but three sec rule so it’s all good every things OK. Also in the news today we had a math test it was fairly easy but lets think about the positives. Some school’s have cafeteria’s other have after school clubs but we have Legorobotics.Beat that.We have a upcoming FIELD TRIP! yeah ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP. Yeah off to beauvais lake.We also have track and Field coming up.

Well Im going to leave it at that. So wish me a happy B-day…………..Pfft  why do americans get off before us eh.

Once upon a time lived an amazing student teacher. He visited a small school in a even smaller town.He was one of the best teacher, the students addresses him by his name Mr.Van Dyk. But one day he had to return back to reality and the students never saw him again.Until he subbed as are substitute teacher.

Hello, Viewers this week Mr.Van Dyk returned. We had a load of fun we played ultimate Frisbee on scooter boards it where you are on a scoterboard and you have to pass the Frisbee to  the other people on your team if you drop it tits the other teams. if you throw it to a person on your team who is pass the red line. Today is jersey day every body is wearing flames jersey and canucks jersey and oilers jersey.After I finish this blog post where going to be doing a Canada podcast on what makes Canada what it is to this very day. Yesterday stewie had brain damage of some sort so Mr.Van Dyk fixed it all by himself he was pretty proud after that. Well i could see why I would be pretty proud to if i fixed stewie. What that? Who’s stewie! stewie is one of the most emotional smart board out there. Well im done remember to tune in next week to see a even more interesting week.

Math video_Tyson

Welcome back i had a feeling you would return unless you are new to this.If you are new to this my name is Tyson.Now that we got that out of the way lets get started.We had a Video Conference with big valley,AB. We where doing experiments. We mixed Diet  Pepsi with mantoes.I think you know how this turned out. We also did eggs. We put eggs in acid’s we had,lime juice,lemon juice,Pepsi,coke, and vinegar. Vinegar destroyed that egg in a couple days.But we have more that happened then blowing things up and destroying eggs we had a geocache. We had to search for pieces of paper that had acids and bases on it we had a clipboard and we had to pick what goes under what column. yeah lots of fun got to take video’s and pics of us having fun.In L.A. we are playing a game called professor Layton. Its about a dude with a black hat and a small British news boy. They adventure through puzzles and meet odd characters and have to do some odd request not to mention a cat named Claudia.right now I’m racing the guy beside me to see who could type the most words you should check his blog to,I’m to lazy to post a link to his blog so yeah find it yourself.well IM at 221 words so telling you about him make me win.thanks well I’m out of material.so till later remember always listen to your parents no matter how old you get.

Hello class welcome to survival 101 I’m going to teach you what to take to the woods.

1.Flint- Fire is very Important when it comes to survival you can cook and keep warm. A flint I say is better because If you run out matches or If your lighter runs out of oil your in trouble.But if your one of those people who are impatient then maybe a lighter may be better.

2.Hatchet- Mini axes also known as hatchet’s can be very useful you can cut trees down to make shelter get fire wood and scare away animals. I don’t recommend younger children to be lugging around a hatchet.

3. Fishing Rod- A fishing rod can be very useful this will help you catch food. And you won’t have to whack out your brain trying to craft a spear or find  home made fishing rod material.

4. Sleeping Bag- If you enjoy your sleep well a sleeping bag may help. This will help so you don’t catch pneumonia.

5. Flare- If you ever want to get out of the woods a flint could be your best friend. It will draw attention to flying helicopters plains and other things that will save you.

That is all class enjoy you recess and don’t forget your textbooks.

Hi ho hi ho off to blog post I go. Hello people Today is crazy hair day, Everybody looks like they where attacked by a seagull. Yesterday there was hot lunch we had PIZZA! Where running a marathon and let me say WOW! Am I tired. In math class we made a hockey draft for the playoffs and we all know who is going to win…. And if you don’t know WOW! your stupid, Its Vancouver they won it once they will win it again . In science we are doing acids and bases for chemistry, And if I was to learn only one thing it would be a science lab is not a place for taste testing. It is Education week so we are reading mice at centre ice with are families ( families are this group of people where there are two people from every class who meet together and do activities from time to time) its an ok book its about mice who live in the Canadians dressing room. And then there challenged by big Boris and his thugs also known as the rink rats so they challenge each other to a hockey game for the cheddarcup. Its an okay book. In LA where doing an Mt.Vesuvius moodle. Now this was a load of fun we did a think project where we had to build a structure out of cards,paperclips, and straws yeah mine was very japanese. Oh yeah before I publish this thing, If you know mother nature tell her less rain and stuff in Alberta and more happy sun action.

This is a letter for Mr.Van Dyk. On the behalf of his departing.

Dear: Mr.Van Dyk

Your an awesome teacher Mr.Van Dyk.Your really funny and fun to be taught by. Your an awesome social teacher.I wish you could stay your students in Australia are really lucky. At the sleep over you had awesome bed head. I wish you didn’t have to go we will miss you . Have a great time in Australia see if you could bring me kola bear.Thank you for teaching us. I like learning social and LA and you made PE awesome I like learning Ultimate Frisbee and basketball. Hope you VC with us and your new class in australia.Evan though I don’t understand the concept of you working in australia I bet you are making a good choices. Hope you have a great time in Australia and view some cool tourist traps.Hopefully you will visit us and bring me a kola bear.I hope you graduate Soon and become a teacher. The whole class is going to miss you and make sure you read are blog post every week..once again bring me back a kola bear and make sure you read are blog post every week. ( a non man eating kola ). Cya Mr.Van Dyk.

Sincerly, Your grade five student Tyson